" black person" - The only in-game nigger. " Hammer" - Some fat-assed chick with thunder thighs. " Rose" - The hero's dead hawt pedo-bait loli sister. " Lucien" - Builds The Spire which he plans to use to butt-rape the world by charging his musket. " Theresa" - The hot sister of the hero of the last game who was left permanently blind after Lucien came in her eye. Starts with +10 to trade in value at GameStop.
" The Hero" - You, who has decided to play this train wreck for some unfathomable reason. Apparently, Lucien thinks super late-term abortions are AWW-RIGHTTT! Characters Unfortunately, even if you manage to resurrect your family, if you had a baby and not a toddler, your baby will not resurrect along with your family. If you managed to play through the entire shitty game your final reward is to have your family abruptly killed off in a desperate attempt at adding drama amidst the last few hours of tedium.
Spend lots of time on shit people don't care about, neglect gameplay, remove map, do not beta test.maybe add a dog, or some shit. Hey, I have this great idea for a sequel, but I need market it up the ass so that I can be a rich jew. Fable 2 was just the first game minus the coherent story and with more British humour and by "British Humour" it is meant that there is more man-on-man action.
Instead of learning from the first game they decided to expand upon the things which ruined it while at the same time making fun of them. As advertised, the player can "choose his fate," as long as that fate involves hair dyes, contracting STDs from gay prostitutes, and not killing children. Players take control of a morbidly obese cookie-cutter hero who ventures through a rushed and under-developed world, surmounting the perils of unchallenging linear faggotry, nagging wives with +1 to herpes, and an endless barrage of smudgy pastel-colored bullshit and treasure rusty necklaces in his vaguely defined and generic quest for vengeance. Peter MolynJEW, on what he does with the money you gave him for this shitįable II is Peter Molyjeux's latest second most recent overhyped and underwhelming abortion of a video game. I open the treasure chest, pick it up and stuff it down my underpants.